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I was once almost married Sparky.
He was a handsome tabby, and all the other felines thought we would be together forever.
The only problem was his stinginess; every time our human brought in Lucky Pet pure pilchards, he would keep it to himself.
He just loved the fishy taste and high protein it contained, which played a significant role to his good health and the taurine, where he got his good eyesight and healthy heart.
Once he learned of its Linolelic acid that would keep his coat looking glossy and thick, his obsession went through the roof.
He loved it more than just about anything and just before he called off the marriage, he said to me: “Roody, when I leave and my new human owners come to collect my stuff, I want you to take all my cat food and send it to me by delivery.
I want to take it all to my new home.”
Because I was such a faithful cat, I promised Sparky to do just that.
I couldn’t lie. I promised I would send all the cat food to him.
So I got it al together, put the food into my room and I wrote him a cheque.
Tonight, I’m going out surfing. Yeah. Hit the ocean, dude.
Being a Manx cat and all that stuff, I need the nutritional benefits that will carry me through the day.
I mean, really, I can’t be on the crest of a wave on an empty stomach, you catch my drift! So my human opens up a can of Lucky Pet pure pilchards, drops it in the coolest bowl in the universe and I start munching the food, with the fishiest taste, that’s been blessed by the gods.
All that nutrition man! Like proteins, which keeps my body toned up? And that taurine! Whow man.
It gives me the eyesight in the night man and keeps my heart regulated.
Oh, and Linolelic acid keeps my coat all glossy and thick. It’s like magic man.
I don’t know about you, man, but I’m going to catch some waves.
A good thing that it’s a full moon tonight. They say the waves go crazy when it’s like this.
So, I’ll catch you later then. One love.
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Ingredients:
Pilchards, Maize Meal, Sunflower Oil, Minerals, Vitamins and Taurine.
Guaranteed Analysis g/kg:
| Crude Protein (min) |
125 |
| Moisture (max) |
750 |
| Crude fat (min) |
22.5 |
| Crude Fibre (max) |
5.0 |
| Crude Ash (max) |
35.0 |
| Taurine |
0.66 |
With added vitamins and minerals
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After enjoying the fishy succulent taste of Lucky Pet pure fish in seafood jelly, I decided to take a stroll down the road.
The fact is that the fish contains protein, which is important for my health. For good eyesight, there’s Taurine.
Not to mention added vitamins and minerals for a complete and balanced diet, which keeps me in tip–top shape.
So, when I noticed a local business was looking for office help, I knew I had all the nutrients necessary to keep my mind in tip top condition.
They put a sign in the window, stating the following: “HELP WANTED”.
Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual.”
Within a short time, I went up to the window and went in the window.
The human office manager looked at me and was surprised, to say the least.
I was determined, so he lead me into his office.
Inside, I leaped up on the chair and stared at the manager.
He told me that he couldn’t hire me because I was a cat.
He said I should be able to type out a perfect letter.
I jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type a letter.
The manager was stunned, but then he told me, “I realize that you are a very intelligent cat and have some interesting abilities.
But I still can’t give you the job because the sign also says that you have to be bilingual.”
I looked at the manager calmly and said, “Woof Woof!” Whole Pilchards in Lobster Jelly I love the fishy taste of pilchards in lobster jelly.
It has protein, which is really important for my health.
Taurine improves my eyesight and Linolelic acid keeps my coat looking perfectly glossy and thick.
I can never start my day without it.
So after I am done eating, I decide to take my human for a ride.
While at the petrol station, the feline petrol attendant notices that an old human lady was sitting in the back seat.
The attendant turns to me and asks “What are you doing with your old human lady in the back seat?” And I told him that my human was a bit sad so I was wondering about things to do for her, and decided to drive her around the area.
“Why don’t you take her to an Old Age home down the road!” He says.
I thank the attendant, and pay him and I drive off.
A few days later, I pull up to the petrol station and again I meet the attendant who notes that the Old Woman is still sitting in the back seat of my car.
“I thought you took her to the Old Age home.”
“I did, thanks” I answer.
“She loved it, so I'm taking her to the Zoo today!”
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Ingredients:
Sardines, Maize Meal, Sunflower Oil, Minerals, Vitamins and Taurine.
Guaranteed Analysis g/kg:
| Crude Protein (min) |
125 |
| Moisture (max) |
750 |
| Crude fat (min) |
22.5 |
| Crude Fibre (max) |
5.0 |
| Crude Ash (max) |
35.0 |
| Taurine |
0.66 |
With added vitamins and minerals
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I was in the airport VIP lounge on my way to Cape Town.
I notice Ollie Schnitzel; the Donald Trump of felines, sitting curled up on a sofa slurping a bowl of Lucky Pet pure herring.
It was as if he was absorbing every nutrient with his tongue.
Like protein, necessary for good health.
Taurine, that gave him good eyesight.
And gosh! His coat.
It looked perfectly glossy and thick because of Linolelic acid.
I was meeting with a very important client who was running somewhat late.
Being a bold business queen cat, I decided to go ahead and approach Ollie Schnitzel, and introduced myself.
Much to my surprise, Ollie Schnitzel turned out to be very nice.
Encouraged by this, I explained to him that I was about to close a very important business deal and that I would be very grateful if he could just say a quick “hello Ginger” to me when I was with my client.
Ollie Schnitzel consented to do just that. Ten minutes later, I was speaking to my client, and I felt a paw on my shoulder.
I turned about and looked at him as Ollie said: “Hi Ginger, what’s going on?” To which I glibly replied, “Not now, Ollie, can’t you see I’m in a meeting!”
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Ingredients:
Herring, Maize Meal, Sunflower Oil, Minerals, Vitamins and Taurine.
Guaranteed Analysis g/kg:
| Crude Protein (min) |
125 |
| Moisture (max) |
750 |
| Crude fat (min) |
22.5 |
| Crude Fibre (max) |
5.0 |
| Crude Ash (max) |
35.0 |
| Taurine |
0.62 |
With added vitamins and minerals
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Recommended Daily Feeding:
| Age & weight of kitten (Kg) |
Amount of food (g/day) |
| 3 months, 1kg |
450 |
| 6 months, 2kg |
525 |
| 10 months, 2.5kg |
450 |
| Weight of Adult Cat (Kg) |
Amount of food (g/day) |
| 2-4 |
275-450 |
| 4-6 |
450-600 |
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- A varied diet for your cat is recommended.
- Always have plenty of fresh water available for your cat to drink.
Benefits of Lucky Pet:
- Complete and Balanced for Adult Cats.
- Contains no added preservatives.
- No added colourants / flavourants.
- Member of the Pet Food Industry Association of South Africa.
- Approved by the Department of Agriculture.
- Available in 400g can size.
Storage instructions:
- Store in a cool, dry place.
- Unopened product has a 2 year shelf life.
- Once opened, empty contents into a plastic container,
seal, refrigerate & use within 48 hours.
It's no secret... cat's LOVE fish - so why not serve them the purest fish that
only Lucky Pet can offer.
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